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me during shower time: What is my mission here on earth? What would have happened if Hitler got killed before he started the war? What if is there’s a bigger force controlling us right now?
me almost falling asleep: I think I’ve solved the mystery of Atlantis and the cure for cancer and starving in Africa and the problems for all bad things in the universe
me during the day: how do I spell house?

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pi4nobl4ck:
“Would you kindly stop all this racket?”
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When your friend is telling you a secret and someone comes in

thewisepickle:

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Wake up pranks. Especially useful for sleepovers.

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Get a fake spider: 

Get a fake head:

Get firecrackers:

If all else fails, just scream….

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When you’re on the phone with someone you hate

chaystar:

You’re like: 

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